"It's
been quite some time since I have been here. What can you tell
me about your mistress? I used to know Miss Prudence, but it has
been many years. She wasn't anything out of the ordinary way,
as I recall. In fact, I cannot recall her at all. She has grown
up, one would assume."
He
frowned, as if trying to picture a grown-up version of a girl
he could barely remember. Then he recollected himself, and gave
Prudence another blinding smile.
"Oh
yes, my lord." Prudence struggled to keep her temper in check.
"She is quite grown up."
"Ah,
but surely the mistress is not as pretty as the maid." He lightly
traced the line of her chin with his finger. Prudence felt a thrill
travel from her face, where his finger made contact with her cheek,
all the way to her toes, and making everything in her body between
those two points feel like it was catching fire. Even though she
was indignant at his presumption, Prudence found she still couldn't
pull away from his touch.
"I
understand she has not wed," Harry went on, in a caressing tone.
"Is she much courted?"
"Why
do you wish to know?" Prudence put down her dripping basket and
wrung out her handkerchief, more to distract herself than anything
else.
"I
am just curious. If I meet her socially, I want to avoid any awkwardness
that might ensue from my being away for so long. I wouldn't want
to embarrass her, especially if she is unused to society."
Prudence
creased her brow to simulate deep thought.
"I
wouldn't say she is entirely without admirers. Farmers from this
and even the neighboring shires do appreciate the value of a woman
who can slaughter a pig in the morning and have it roasted and
laid out on the table for that evening's supper."
Harry
drew back, jolted by her description.
"Slaughter
a pig?"
"Certainly.
Anyone can handle a chicken; it takes a woman of unusual strength
to handle a 400-pound sow."
"So
I would imagine. What other talents does Miss Culpepper possess?"
Prudence
thought for another moment. Then inspiration struck her.
"Well,
she has a whistle that can bring her father's pack of hounds right
out of the field and back to the stables, anytime she pleases.
It's so piercing it gets all the roosters going, and makes the
hens scatter. And she can handle a team of draft horses like nothing
you can imagine. Many's the day during plowing season when the
squire has to let the farmhands take the day off because Prudence
has finished the job for them."
Prudence
had to bite her lip to keep from laughing at the look of dismay
on Harry's face.
"It
sounds as though our Prudence has developed a wealth of special
attributes. Is she as comely as she is talented in other areas?"
There
was hope in his voice. Prudence decided to dash it.
She
cast her eyes downward. "I cannot speak for a gentleman, of course,
but I have heard her compared to a breeding mare, which I can
only assume makes her a desirable marriage prospect."
Harry
looked like he had just swallowed a dose of castor oil, his lips
thinning in distaste.
"Indeed.
Well, thank you...er..."
"Betty,"
Prudence supplied helpfully.
"I
am glad we had this chance to meet. Our discussion has been very
helpful, since I am due to meet with Miss Prudence shortly. At
least now I shall be prepared, thanks to you."
He
softened his voice, and held her chin again for a moment. "It
is my misfortune that in this case the servant cannot exchange
places with her mistress."
Prudence
felt her cheeks fill with warmth, and knew she was blushing furiously.
She backed away, and he caught her hands, delaying her.
"Indeed,
my lord," she said, breathless. "Though as I remember once hearing
my mistress say, ิthere are more things in heaven and earth, than
are dreamt of in your philosophy.' Or some such thing."
Harry
frowned. He recognized that as a quote from Hamlet. He had just
seen a production of the play a few months ago in London. Could
a woman who slaughtered pigs and plowed fields have the delicacy
to quote Shakespeare? Betty must be mistaken--she must have heard
it from the vicar, or even the squire. But how charming of her
to repeat what she'd heard, almost as if she had read it herself.
"Betty--"
"I
must go, my lord. They will miss me back at home. And I must get
out of these wet clothes. Besides, it would not do for you to
be seen talking to me--it could ruin my reputation!"
Despite
her words, he noticed she didn't seem to be in a great hurry;
she favored him with a saucy smile and a wink.
Harry
realized he was having more fun than he'd had in weeks. Betty
was surprisingly comely, a most delicious womanly morsel, and
she engaged him with her wit in a way that rivaled the most cultivated
London beauties of his acquaintance. He found he did not want
this dalliance to end.
"Come,
Betty, do not be so cruel. Must it be my fate to never see you
again? I do not believe I could bear it."
Still
holding her hands, he pulled her to him. She looked surprised,
but she did not resist.
"Would
you not miss me, too?" he murmured, coming closer. "Just a little,
perhaps?"
When
his mouth was less than an inch from hers, he paused, using all
his self-control. Meeting no objections, he gently lowered his
mouth onto hers.
For
one long glorious moment, they kissed. Harry could no longer help
himself, and he pulled her into his arms to deepen their kiss.
He tried to part her luscious full lips with his. At first she
complied, then she pulled back suddenly, breaking their embrace.
"My
lord! How dare you!"
"Come
now, Betty, you enjoyed it as much as I!"
"But
you were just inquiring about Miss Prudence!"
Harry
laughed. "That was business, Betty. With you, it is pure pleasure."
Betty's
eyes widened, and then she did something most unexpected. She
slapped him.
It
didn't hurt. And certainly he had been slapped before. But this
was no teasing blow from a coquette. This was the slap of an outraged
woman.
"Betty,
don't be angry. I didn't mean any harm. You do not have to leave
so soon. At least tell me when we can next meet, for I shall be
desolate if I cannot see you again."
But
the serving girl had picked up her basket, and was wiping her
eyes. Whether she was crying or why, Harry couldn't discern.
"I
am sure you exaggerate, my lord. But do not despair. I am confident
we will meet again, and when you least expect it." Holding her
sodden skirt away from her body, she turned and ran as fast as
she could in the direction of Culpepper Manor.