An
elderly woman, so hunched and wrinkled with age she might have
been a gnome in the straight-backed chair by the fire, let out
a shriek. "Abominable. Inexcusable. Do you know what she has done
now?"
Freddy
said, "No."
Lady
Evans snapped the pages of the Morning Post.
"Come to a bad end. I said it time and time again. 'Come to a
bad end,' I told her mother. Told your father, too. 'A mistake
to marry her,' is what I said to him."
Freddy
tilted her head. "You mean Mama."
"Of
course I mean your mama. Listen to this. 'Regarding the violent
demise of a certain Sir T at his home in cheapside two days ago,
Bow Street has at last discovered a lead. It seems a certain Lady
AW, whose friends call her The Diamond, but who is better known
as The Scandal of London, was a friend of the baronet. She is
known to have been blackmailing him and had good cause to wish
him with the angels.' Did you ever hear such pap? Wish him with
the angels indeed. And this blasted, simpering over initials and
so on as though everyone were not perfectly aware who they are
talking about. Hello, Laura. I hear you've remarried your husband.
Mistake if you ask me. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing
more ill-judged than divorcing him was marrying him the first
time."
The
duchess removed her gloves, and bent to kiss the old woman on
her cheek. "Good afternoon, Georgiana. I must say, I cannot credit
that Alice had anything to do with Sir Taverner's death. That
just doesn't sound like Alice. Does it, Winifred dear?"
Freddy
shook her head. "Mama is not usually a blackmailer."
Lady
Evans snapped the paper again as if by abusing its pages, she
could alter their contents. "It is only a matter of time until...Dog!"
Her
shout caused Freddy and the duchess to snatch up their skirts
and do a little skipping sidestep. Beryl and Ruby stared at them.
Suddenly, Beryl gave a shriek, and kicked out with one foot. A
small dog which had been poised like a three-legged dust mop at
the hem of her skirt let out a yelp and scuttled under the chaise-longue.
Beryl
clutched her skirt. "That animal has soiled my gown."
Lady
Evans rang a bell by her elbow. "You'll be quicker next time.
Which one are you? Chalcedony or Pearl?"
Debutants
with better sense than Beryl Picket had been known to reach for
their vinegrettes when Lady Evans addressed them directly. Beryl
leveled an offended gaze at the old woman. "I'm Beryl Picket,
Ma'am, and I want to know what you intend to do about my gown."
The
old woman's eyes glittered with something that could have been
either malice or amusement. "Beryl is it? Sounds fishy to me.
It doesn't do to give people a wrong name. Leaves a bad impression.
Now who are you?" She addressed her last remark to Ruby.
The
duchess said, "This is my elder stepdaughter Ruby. I promised
their father I would launch them on the ton
when I came back to England."
Lady
Evans snorted. "I suppose you want me to give them my favor, don't
you. Well, your luck has failed. I will have to take Winifred
away from London until this latest scandalbroth of Alice's blows
over. I may as well resign myself to having Winifred on my hands
until I die. Which won't be long if I'm required to live with
her year round."
A
maid carrying a bucket and rags knocked on the door. "You rang
for me, my lady?"
Lady
Evans waved her hand in the general direction of Beryl Picket.
"Dog again."
"Yes
my lady." The maid approached Beryl. "If you please, Miss, I'll
sponge your gown for you."
Holding
her damaged skirts away from her ankles, Beryl minced toward a
chair and sat down. The maid knelt at her feet and began to apply
warm water to the fabric with a damp rag.
Ruby
sat down beside her sister.
The
duchess said, "Now Georgiana, don't do anything in haste. You
don't want to give credence to gossip, and that is just what you
would do by fleeing to the country at the beginning of the season."
Lady
Evans puckered her wrinkled face at the duchess. "I suppose you
have a better idea?"
"Brave
it out, of course. Your credit is high enough to carry it off."
"Pooh.
What if I don't want to spend the rest of the season defending
Alice Westerly's latest scandal? What is that dog barking for?
Dog, quiet."
The
brown mop of a dog glanced once at his mistress and returned to
barking at the door, sounding very much like a lady trying to
muffle a fit of sneezing.
Heavy
footsteps thumped on the stairs as though someone were taking
them two at a time. The parlor door opened. Dog scuttled back
to his lair under the chaise, and an elegant blond gentleman with
well-shaped lips and eyes looked into the room. "Well, here we
all are. There was no one at the door so I let myself in. Georgiana
Evans, you look splendid."
Lady
Evans raised her cheek. "Mr. Cobb, since when have you run tame
in my house?"
Mr.
Cobb crossed the room and delivered a kiss to the withered face.
"Since I read the morning paper. I note you have already seen
it. What do you intend to do about it?" He nodded toward the battered
paper at Lady Evans's feet.
The
duchess snorted. "She is planning to cower in the country with
Cousin Winifred until it blows over. Come and greet me properly,
Artemis dear."
Artemis
Cobb obliged the duchess with a respectful buss on the cheek.
"You can't be serious, your grace. Is she serious, Georgiana?"
He turned an inquiring eye to Lady Evans.
"I'm
too old to sit about pretending to be deaf while scandalmongers
whisper about me behind my back, and the good Lord knows Winifred's
reputation won't stand the strain."
"That
reminds me. Delightful to see you again, Lady Winifred. You are
in looks as always." Mr. Cobb awarded Freddy a wink and a bow
over her hand.
Freddy
regarded him gravely. "Have you come to tell us about Mama's adventure?"
Lady
Evans stared at her goddaughter. "Winifred, did I hear you call
murder and blackmail an adventure?"
Freddy
furrowed her brow. "Or did I mean misadventure?"
Artemis
Cobb snapped his fingers. "I did have something to say on the
subject. Do you ladies care to hear the details that did not appear
in the paper this morning?"
Lady
Evans tossed her aged head. "We do not."
Laura
Darke frowned at Lady Evans. "Yes we do, Artemis dear. Do tell."
Mr.
Cobb bowed. "You can imagine my horror when, upon perusing the
morning papers, I discovered the unfortunate misadventure of my
good friend, Lady Alice Westerly."
Lady
Evans sniffed.
"Naturally,
I did not believe for a moment she had blackmailed anybody."
Freddy
nodded. "It isn't like her."
"The
murder charge, however, I felt bound to investigate. So I popped
down to Bow Street and had a talk with the inspector general who's
a decent chap and an acquaintance of mine. Here's what he told
me.
"You
all know that on the night before last, around two o' clock, a
certain Sir Taverner of Cheapside was found by his servants in
his study in a state of advanced mortification. In short, he was
dead. Shot in the chest and left to bleed to death."
His
listeners acknowledged general knowledge of this fact.
He
went on. "When informed of the murder, his wife mounted the first
post out of the village near their country estate and presented
herself to the Runners. She had in her possession a letter addressed
to her by Lady Alice Westerly. In this letter, Lady Alice revealed
certain examples of immoral conduct on the part of Sir Taverner,
and accused him of cheapness and a parsimonious nature. The letter
also mentions specifically, that she is not
attempting to blackmail anybody, but felt morally obliged as a
fellow female to inform Lady Taverner of her husband's behavior."
Freddy
said, "That does sound like Mama."
Mr.
Cobb winked at her. "On the basis of this letter, Lady Taverner
feels sure Lady Westerly had a hand in murdering Sir Taverner,
and she has retained the services of the runners to prove it."
The
duchess nodded. "Oh dear, I have not kept track. Was Sir Taverner?"
She raised her eyebrows meaningfully.
Cobb
nodded. "They were quarreling last time I saw her. He was tiring
of her, and she was complaining of her bills which he was refusing
to pay."
Lady
Evans swatted at him with the newspaper. "Enough. I won't have
you speaking of such things in front of Winifred. You ought to
be wary of his talking so in the presence of your stepdaughters,
Laura. You will never get rid of them if they learn to natter
on such topics."
Beryl
and Ruby cast their eyes down to their laps in a display of ostentatious
modesty.
The
duchess waved a negligent hand. "The girls know what is proper,
and it will not hurt them to know some of the realities of a woman's
lot."
Freddy
beamed at Artemis Cobb. "Have you met the duchess' stepdaughters
Opal and...Dog!"
Mr.
Cobb executed a light hop step and a brisk side kick, and the
villainous canine let out an outraged yap.
"Ha.
Missed, you blighter. Sorry, Lady Winifred, I believe you were
presenting me to the Miss Pickets."
The
duchess intervened. "My stepdaughters Beryl and Ruby, Mr. Cobb."
Ruby
eyed Mr. Cobb from head to toe, took in his gleaming boots and
tightly fitted coat. Her eyes glittered. She stood and curtsied.
"How do you do, sir."
Beryl
stiffly indicated the sponging process going at her feet. She
said, "I beg your pardon. I cannot rise."
Cobb
glanced down at the maid working diligently over Beryl's hem.
"Perfectly understand. You've made the acquaintance of Dog."
Mr.
Cobb turned to the duchess with an astonished expression. "But
Laura, how do you keep your composure with two such beautiful,
young rivals in your house?"
Laura
Darke's lips twisted humorously. "My husband informs me I should
be grateful I am already married and need not compete with young
women anymore."
Cobb
laughed. "Darke is teasing you, Duchess. It is the young ladies
who should be grateful you are married. Now your lovely stepdaughters
may have the field to themselves."
Lady
Evans snorted. "By rights, your tongue should be tied in knots
from trying to flatter everybody in the same breath, boy."
The
duchess helped herself to a chair. "I must agree, Artemis dear,
you have gone quite blue in the face."
Freddy
tilted her head and examined Mr. Cobb's handsome features.
Laura
Darke said, "Not literally, Winifred dear. More to the point,
Artemis dear, I wish you will tell Georgiana she must not on any
account leave the city."
Cobb
nodded. "Absolutely the last thing you ought to do. Don't let
them see your heels."
"You
are all mad," Lady Evans snapped.
The
duchess brightened. "Then you will stay?"
Lady
Evans sniffed. "I don't know how I can expect to find Winifred
a husband with this hanging over our heads, but I do hate to turn
tail and run."
The
duchess dimpled. "I shouldn't worry about finding Cousin Winifred
a parti this season. I've
a feeling she will satisfy you at last."
Lady
Evans frowned and gave her a sharp glance. Her eyes moved to Artemis
Cobb who was in the process of nodding and winking at Freddy.
She stared until he turned his attention back to her. Lady Evans
said, "After five years on the marriage market, I find I can't
share your optimism."
The
duchess said, "Speaking of which, Almacks holds its assembly tomorrow
evening. If I can get vouchers for the girls, perhaps we might
bring Winifred along. That would be the perfect thing to settle
gossip and show the ton you
are not driven to cover by Alice's latest contretemps."
"Think
you can get those girls into Almacks?" Lady Evans said.
The
duchess smiled. "My dear Georgiana, I think with your assistance,
we might convince a few of the patronesses to stand behind us.
After all, it's not as if the girls were not well connected on
their aunt's side, and I am a duchess again--which will be considerable
help."
Lady
Evans scrunched her face into a mass of bad-tempered wrinkles.
"I see what you're up to now. You want me to help you get these
girls fired off. As if I hadn't got enough trouble with Winifred
here." She cast a sharp glance at Artemis Cobb.
The
duchess shook her head. "It's not as bad as all that. You need
to make a few calls today anyway to show you intend to remain
in town, and the social lionesses are the most important people
to convince. And you won't find that my two girls are any more
trouble than dear Winifred alone."
Lady
Evans threw the last of her paper aside. "That's quite enough
of that. You might as well come out and say it."
The
duchess, Cobb and Freddy all stared at her. Beryl and Ruby Picket
looked out of the corners of their eyes while trying to pretend
indifference.
Lady
Evans glared at Artemis Cobb. "Out with it, boy. Enough skulking
around my back. I won't stand for it, make no doubt. Winifred
is to marry a title, and that's the end of it."
The
duchess said, "Georgiana dear, what are you ranting about?"
"Wouldn't
melt butter in your mouth, would you, Laura? I don't miss the
signs. You say Winifred will be no trouble to me this season.
You say I'm sure to get her off my hands this season. Mr. Cobb
shows up kissing everybody except Winifred. Treats her with perfect
propriety, but I've caught him winking and nodding at her every
time he thinks my back is turned. Winifred's gone and made a secret
engagement, and you knew about it all along."
The
duchess flushed. "Oh dear. I didn't think you would guess so soon.
We wanted to break it to you gradually. But really, Georgiana
dear, surely it's not so bad as all that. They're very much in
love, and it's a brilliant match for her."
Lady
Evans stared. "A brilliant match? He's a wastrel, barely acceptable
in society. Winifred's reputation is none too steady as it is
without her marrying a notorious dilettante."
The
duchess shifted uncomfortably in her seat. "True, Richard has
had some unfortunate adventures, but he didn't mean any harm,
and his motives were misunderstood."
Lady
Evans squinted her wrinkled face together. "Laura, what are you
talking about?"
The
duchess hesitated. "What are you
talking about?"
"I'm
talking about Winifred getting herself engaged to marry Mr. Cobb."
A
moment of shocked silence followed.
Cobb
broke the stillness with a laugh. "Georgiana, how could you suspect
me of such an underhanded dealing? Lady Winifred isn't engaged
to me."
Lady
Evans turned her basilisk eyes from one person to another. "Then
what are you winking at her for? And what is Laura talking about?"
Artemis
Cobb cleared his throat and glanced at Freddy for permission to
speak.
She
pretended she did not see him.
He
sighed. "The truth is I'm standing in for my friend Danleigh."
Lady
Evans glared at the duchess. "Your son?"
Laura
Darke nodded.
Cobb
continued. "Lady Winifred has pledged herself to marry Richard
Ansley, Marquis of Danleigh."